By now, if you’re not assuming that corporate CEOs are lying to you every time they try to sell you on something, you’re not doing your due diligence. A Harvard study found that not only do CEOs lie an inordinate amount, they’re really good at it, and a large part of the reason they became CEOs in the first place was because they lied so often and so well.
It’s good policy to begin any critical analysis of CEO statements or behavior with the initial assumption that they are trying to profit from your falling victim to their deception.
For example, the basic conceit of a stock buyback is that a company honestly believes that its stock is so cheap, the best use for its free cash on hand is to buy its own stock. The announcement of a buyback is usually accompanied with high-flown CEO-speak about what a compelling buy the stock is.
Total buyback activity is expected to top $800B in 2018. These buybacks, in their near entirety, will be funded by the Trump tax cut. By a handout to Wall St. that corporate CEOs did nothing to earn and can use with impunity to drive their stock prices mindlessly higher with relentless open-market buying. And again, it cost them nothing.
Then, more often than not, while the CEO is publicly flogging the narrative that his company’s stock is a great value that should be bought, he and his fellow company insiders sell as much stock as they can, often using the company’s own buyback cash to do so.
Is it illegal? No. Is it immoral, deceitful, and generally reprehensible? Yes, but as discussed, this is the behavior you...